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Chorus: It aint gonna rain no more, So how the heck can I wash my neck If it aint gonna rain no more. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was black as soot And everywhere that Mary went Its sooty foot he put. Mary had a little Lamb, Her father shot it dead, She still takes the lamb to school Between two bits of bread. A hen and a chicken went for a walk Just to stretch their legs, A motorcar came round the bend, TOOT TOOT Ham and eggs. An old man lay down by a sewer And by a sewer he died. Now, at the coroner's request, They called it sewer-side. Oh! the night was dark and dreary, The air was full of sleet, The old man stood out in the storm, His shoes were full of feet. |
Alternate Chorus: It aint gonna rain no more, So how the heck can I wash my neck If the soap's in the house next door. Mary had an little lamb It danced in skips and hops, It danced into the road one day And ended up as chops A peanut sat on a railroad track His heart was all a-flutter A chooka train came round the bend, TOOT TOOT Peanut butter. 
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